December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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i am high as fuck.
i hate myself.
bughugarchive:
how hard must one ball for one to be fined by motherfuckers
the beat to fuck tammy
makes me
so horny
it’s so good
unf
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so then i was just like oh okay this purple looks safe and it’s almost black so it’ll just make me happy in my everywhere
then as it makes contact with my nail it turned fuckin like ocean blue
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK.
jamie i hate you i am going to die omg
WHAT IS MY FUCKING LIFE RIGHT NOW PGBOGDOG
looklikebarbie-smokelikebob ha contestado a tu publicación: srsly tho what if im using a glue/semen mixture…
YOU ARE
my life sucks
i haven’t seen you since i was twelve
and now this
and now i just dropped the bottle of
GOD DAMN IT
srsly tho
what if im using a glue/semen mixture as nail polish????????????????
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painting my nails white
this nail polish looks like two parts elmers glue and one part semen
whaaaaaaaat
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if you prefer drinking to smoking up
i don’t respect your opinion in illegal recreational activities
trufax
Those conversations →
I really like late night conversations. I’m not talking about the cheesy ones where you flirt throughout the whole conversation, not the dirty, sexy conversations, just the normal type of conversations where you ask the other person how his or her day was. I love those simple conversations with having no intentions of trying to get at them. The ones where you talk about simple, random, and...
The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................
friend: I got an A on my calculus test!
friend: I have a hot boyfriend!
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend!
me: One time I got four notes on a text post I made.
"Could've been, Should've been, Would've been"
tismarcalegre:
Straight up don’t let opportunities pass your way. You’ll never grow if you live in regrets. Seize every chance you get and live with the results, not the aftermath of not doing anything at all.
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