Reblogged from Under the Sea ∞
I pledge to read the printed word.
I, like you, am hiding skeletons in my closet.
I'm not any more interesting than a cliche,
but so many of you seem to think I am.
Hence, I continue to broadcast
the distorted musings of my distorted mind.
Go ahead and read about me,
stalk and make fun of my face,
or ask me things if you so wish.
No, more importantly. Our numbering system is obviously anti-atheism. If you turn the 0 sideways it’s a halo. OH MAN.