I pledge to read the printed word.
I, like you, am hiding skeletons in my closet.
I'm not any more interesting than a cliche,
but so many of you seem to think I am.
Hence, I continue to broadcast
the distorted musings of my distorted mind.
Go ahead and read about me,
stalk and make fun of my face,
or ask me things if you so wish.
I miss being bored. /ask
#4 replace “celebrities” with “characters that you know” and we’re good to go, in case anybody even does this, which...
If you’re staying home on a Friday night, feeling lazy and a little anti-social like me, ask me stuff please? :)
unhealthy obsession with these. Someone please just put 1-18.
pleaseplease send me a couple?