Things I do not like:
- lack of sleep
- lack of boyfran
- sober Mondays
Things I do not have to worry about today:
- lack of sleep
- lack of boyfran
- sober Mondays
Consider THAT shit.
I pledge to read the printed word.
I, like you, am hiding skeletons in my closet.
I'm not any more interesting than a cliche,
but so many of you seem to think I am.
Hence, I continue to broadcast
the distorted musings of my distorted mind.
Go ahead and read about me,
stalk and make fun of my face,
or ask me things if you so wish.
Things I do not like:
- lack of sleep
- lack of boyfran
- sober Mondays
Things I do not have to worry about today:
- lack of sleep
- lack of boyfran
- sober Mondays
Consider THAT shit.
